Greetings from the Past!

Dear FutureMe, I am sitting at work, because I don't have to label envelopes at the moment. I have not paid my rent yet, for some reason, and I may be evicted because of it. I don't know. I don't have the money. I am also going on a kind of date tonight with Sarah Martin, even though I am currently sleeping with Holly, a girl who routinely dumps me. Christmas is in 5 days. So! What are you doing right now? Is this Christmas going to be a bit better? I did get a bonsai tree from Holly. How is it doing now, anyway? Dead? A work of art? I'm curious how you did taking care of it. Anyway, I guess you'll never write me back, but that's okay! I know I'm way harder to get a hold of than you.