Shame on me shame on future me

A letter from August 11th, 2020. Dear FutureMe, If you thinking that you had enough let me remind you of some of the best 'what a pit' moments that you have so far... So let's get started! That was that time when you were just a teenager and almost lost the top bottom of your bikini on the sea, hopefully you catch before it goes away ha ha ha, having the pleasure to be half naked in front of a couple of kids . Or that time when you went to the bakery but was pouring and you slip and fall on front of the place (and in front of everyone that was there).. and walked home all wet. That other time you did a poor work at job and thought that it would be fine until the day it came back and hit you on the face (one my first epic fail I think). Ah! or the day or cousin dog thought that was a good idea to bite your skirt and almost get you half bottom naked (i see a partner here...). The next one I believe it cold be common... when you were in college and fell for you best-***-friend. yep, that's something (especially when it last the role degree and he knew it!). Keeping in the same mood, that moth that you almost die (literally) because a guy... Oh, one of the best so far was the day that you spend so many time in front a computer in work that by the end of the day you felt really sick, but you had to stay latte cause was happening a work-shop that day that you HAD to attend. You were sweating all long until you figure it out was best to take 5.... unfortunately in the way to the bathroom you just throat-up. on your hands. a bunch. dripping on the floor. As nasty as it sound, you handle it pretty well and just cleaned everything quickly... Ah I almost forget this one, back in high school you were sooo skinny (please tell me this stayed in past) that one time as you were crossing the soccer field the ball that was flying got sticky right between you legs. To complete this e-mail i would like to remind you the better one! All the times you stopped taking care of yourself in order to keep someone else happy. well... I guess what I want to say about all this is: Nothing really matter.. as long you feel happy where you are and who you become that's fine. You can be afraid of 'what would happen if...' i gonna happen anyway soon or latter! Anyway. Hope that was fun (I can't really remember better ones right know), and for so many others moments like this beyond. be safe, be happy. see ya.