A letter from August 9th, 2020

Dear FutureMe, Pro tip don't read this in front of family Hiiiiiiii, hows your day. I hope you're having an absolutely lovely day. just kidding Okay now for what i'm really after... DID YOU ******* LOSE IT YET BECAUSE IF YOU DIDN'T YOU ARE SO DEEP IN LOSER VIRG LAND THAT THE SURGICAL DOCTORS CANT EVEN PULL YOU OUT... NO WAIT, THERE'S NO DOUBT IN MY MIND THAT YOU DIDN'T LOSE IT YOU ******* KINKY *******. HA HA HA HA HA HA *cough* ***** *cough* Annnnyyyyywaaaaayyy.... hows it in college? Did you actually move to Cali? Did you do anything cool yet. Hopefully you did. Are you still a meme vault. And a Weeb? hopefully. Did your grammar get any better. Are you going to Art school Did you dye your hair again Are you a stoner (if you are i cant tell if i'm proud or disappointed) Did you meet anyone. (this is just as gross to wright about as it is to read about it, okay, calm down). Hopefully their nice (bet its a scrawny white boy, isn't it) You make me sick lol jk (i'm not kidding) lmao. You are currently still at Zoeys house and 10th grade starts tomorrow welp this is all i got so...... Sayonara (banana fish reference) HAHAHAHA holy ****... I can't breathe XD HAHA -Zoey Q