A letter from June 26th, 2020

Dear FutureMe, Hi! How's life now? Are Mom and Dad still with you? Have you achieved your dream body now? I hope you did, I worked my whole *** off for it! Don't forget to finish those glow up Tiktok drafts I saved too! Are you besties with the two brats now? They better be! By the time you're reading this, they should already be in a mature mindset. Have you finally visited Japan? How big is the real-life Thousand Sunny? Or did you have fun at One Piece Tokyo Tower? I envy you if you did! How did One Piece end by the way? I can't wait to know! Did you meet a guy who loves anime too? You can't name your kids "Luffy," "Ace", or "Vivi" if he doesn't! If he does, I hope he's loving you like your ideal anime husbandos do, and I sure hope he's prayerful and God-fearing! What are you now? Are you a successful business tycoon? Or perhaps a famous photographer/filmographer? As long as you're happy with what you're doing right now, then that's what matters! Hey future self, as I hope you remember me, I'm sorry if my stupid actions and embarrassing moments hurt your head from overthinking. I wish I could forget my current embarrassing memories too, they're ******* me. Please take time to think things through before doing them so you won't have any regrets! I can't wait to know how you turned out in the future!