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Dear Billy, (You are 'Billy' not 'Bill', I don't care what anybody calls you.) Dude... you are 40 fricken' years old now! I seriously hope you have learned assembly language by now. Seriously. I don't think I've ever seen someone procrastinate so much that it took them 40 years to do something so fricken' easy. You should be able to run still. Right? And shave, dammit! Yeah that's all... eat your vegetables... don't stop learning... you have a wife and a family by now, right? Okay just making sure.... i think... And that whole Electrical Engineering thing... how is that going? Seriously, what have you been building all these years that we are using in 2026? (note: yeah I know that you are still 39, I just didn't want to put your real birthday. So happy early 40th birthday!)