Hey puta madre! happy birthday....

Dear FutureMe, Hello you idiot it's me again! You from the year of your life you absolutly regret!!!!!!!!! You miss me? HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU YOU MAYBE CORPSE! See if we're dead at this point at least this'll be my mark on the world, something not average about our life! (Do average people write letters to themselves, all DEH and stuff, just to see their reaction in the future?) That'd be nice right! Right now I have a headache, fun! How are you? Did you wear a suit to prom like we promised ourselves we would? Cause if you didn't expect nightmares for the next 3 months! Have we done anything bad? Like bad enough that it beats our baddest bad at its badness? Do you regret it? I just realised this is going to be public Well OOF You can tell yourself to **** off later, in private you little sh- Oh wait.... I can't call you little... Well I never could but I guess I can't Huh OH HAVE WE GOT AN ULTIMATE SKILL OR SOMETHING YET? That'd be interesting... If we do promise to say "Nihihihi", "Ohmigawd" and "That's a lie, y'know cause I'm a liar!" In honour of the Panta gremlin for me! Welp, I'm out of **** to say... Say hi to the NSoD and the family for me! Have a nice life, The worst version of you, try me