A letter from June 14th, 2020

Dear Dementor, havw you drank any booooooze yet...or has dino stooped that inclination. anwyas. how are you...good? good. hi I'm 15 years old. I'm currently on a call with dino rn. shes happy..maybe// we are married. have we gotten a divorce yet?? or are we still going strong?? either way she better still be by you at att times cracks knuckles ahahahaha I'm sad..dino just sad dino says that I should not be cringy rn but imma do the opposite she just chocked hisoka. the most beautiful man. dino is srtill chocking. hisoja. my love. my life////my appraisal...my...seccong husband after my anime husband...D I N O we are laughing hard rn...almost as hard as hisoka I rlly love hisoka....please don't get run over..... hisoka. my husband. my wife. my....yes he is a clown, like most clowns, he's A MAGISITION and like most men he likes chuldrens *****. he is the love of my life. he is probably 30. I am 15. dino is almost 16. we are sad ii am lauren Bryant and you're watching Disney chaneel. the chaneel is most invasive eel in the world. where are you? my toilet. he is gonna swim up my *** like a trout. anaywyas. hisoka. a man with many talents. one of them ids is having....bungwee gum that can expand ians contrAct. ****** gum has the properties of both rubber and gum. hisoka. a man who can have...rainboew steroids....drugs dino says...the man who has everything....the man who is currently mid...coitus...with...ny father. the man who likes kids....reALLY likes kids. the man who can slap at **** like a bazooka. the man who I didn't marry. the man who cheated *****. the man who really likes *****. the man who hi I'm lauren. isdk what else to say. i like hisoka. i like grASShoppers. can you find the grASSHOPPER//// eAT *** SMOKE GRASS SLED FASYT hi I am cocking. are you istagram famous yet. i hope you arent. they don't understand us. dino agrees. anyhow. I'm hot rn. its sweaty on ma leg. i texted bobert today. he says p. i said hi. he said p. i said hi. he said whatcha want. i said idk. he said okay hi. i said hi. end of convo hi. hisoka. the grim reaper. the reaper of ***. hisoka. means . secret or some ********. hi. goodbye friend. until text time. i shall beat my meistro....my husband is very yes my life is as all life is....alive...and time does as all time does as time never stops and so it never shall. bye bitvh cut the funny chat. *****. i hope you're doing well because your life depends on it. i know you arent a nurse. i know you guys don't live in japan yet but please hang in there. life isn't as bad as it seems and dino is definitely the only reason as to why you have gotten this far. family doesn't beat ur *** like its 2010 BAHAHAHAHAHAHA sorry. you and dino have gone through so much together and I really hope that you guys are still contacting each other. it would be best if you guys are together right now. i don't know what I would do without you dino. you are honestly the best thing that has EVER and probably will ever happen to me. except moving to japan bahahaha I have a bad childhood lol, whether it be me and my stupid life choices or my parents inflicting their stupid life choices onto me. but through all of the hardship and all of the pain I guess lol I had you, and every single day you brought me so much joy because I was able to think about what we would talk about, or what we would do, or we would share stories with each other and play games and I just...i love you dino, I really do, and I hope you love me as well, but even if don't we are legally married its cannon it happened in Minecraft. i hope you're doing well. the both of you. well I gotta go now lol. see ya on the flip side or whatever that means lmao xd ahahaha bahahahaha ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hand the phone over yo dino can reas this Dear Dino, Bro you better stop dementor from slamming face first into the counter at the bar just because she is 21 does not mean that she can destroy her life please please please peas. God i hate peas. Don;t waste the money for your apartment on the entire bar jesus please you spent so long saving that money it’s not worth it. You, sir future dino, better not have drank any ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES yet. U gotta share ur first drink w dementor. Ik she seems drunk all the time so maybe when she drinks the ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE she becomes sober albert einstein idk. Anyways I am on a call w dementor rn and she says that she was albert einstein once because all of the boys got girl characters so she was the only guy. We are laughing and having fun so she better not be dead. Please don’t be dead. Don’t die *smirks* anyways Hydration is important, kids. I am 15 years old, as is dementor. We are in a call. Wait i already said that sorry bro. You better still be by her side or else cracks knucles. You gotta live together. You are married after all. It;s legal. Don’t worry. If you separate from her you know that you will never be average again. We are both below average, but together, we make one average. Two sides of the same tree. Same brain cell. Soon to be same body. You know how it is. Just don’t let bobert near us. He drops our IQ. dementor came up with that part. She is better at this then i am. I am sad. I am Dino Title card dadadadadadadadadDA I’m gonna lean over your desk and look at your test and copy all the rest but i gotta change it up a bit so the teacher doesn’t finessed ******. The man of my dreams. Oh what a sad life. but . Man I love ******. He is baby. Along with Gon. they are boyfriends. Not in a weird creepy way though. Or else we would be arrested. Hisoka should be arrested. He is a pedofile. Keep the babies (****** and gon) away from him. Dementor can keep him. We don’t want him here. >:( ****** almost died like thrice so i better not get run over… after all. I have dementor to help me through like ***** and stuff lol hahaha. People are so mean. Why can;t bepople be more like ******. I’m sorry Im sorry again (in case you didn’t hear) I’m chocking. Maybe dementor is too. How would i know, though. Afer all, we don’t live together. Yet *wink* We need to have a wind chime when we live together. And food. How long was it since you ate.? Did you eat at the bar. Dementor says bar food is best. As dementor once said, munchity crunchity. I can’t think of any more funny things to say. Like i said demrntor is better at this than i am. Lemme just copy her joke about a trout swimming up my a** like a chaneel. I hope this isn’t cringy. I hope our parents aren’t here. I hope you aren’t drinking any ALCHOHILLOIC BEVERGAE. I hope school hasn’t ****** you. I swear if you die from stress or a bus im gonna beat you up. ****** gets *******. b y his family. He has an awful family. But gon. He does not beat him. So he is better than his family. pOunding your child is not family. I’m talking to you illumi gr***hopper. That is not love. You and hisoka are on the same level of messed up. Anyways Eat *** smoke grass sled fast. Don’t microwave a brick. If anyone tells you to do that especially dementor don’t do it in fact if anyone tells you to microwave something especially dementor don’t do it it will probably explode. Soppy moist time If your life isn’t good, that’s fine. As long as it is tolerable. I hope that this little message will bring a smile or even laughter to this time. It’s Dementor’s birthday after all, you need to be happy. Regardless of if you went to college. Regardless of if you got a job. Regardless of if you have committed homicide. I hope you can still laugh now. Like we did when we wrote this. Take care, and I love you. -Dino don't die --from the both of us