A letter from June 13th, 2020

Dear FutureMom, Hey Mom this is your little munchkin (Matt) from June 13 2020 at 2:46 am, I am currently doing my math which you just told me to do "for the hundredth time" (lol who says that). Today I just got the Iphone XS which you got for me thanks by the way and you just got a new phone which didn't quite like which made you sad and i hate seeing you like that. I know by now Jon is 25 by now which is crazy to think about for me cause waa hes old and I'm 21. I bet Jon has a nice place and right now he's dating Saffron and i don't know if their married what the deal is there. I'm probably living with you or out doing law or marketing which is what i aspire to do today or something completely different who know its the past Matthew talking. If you don't believe its me the past, right now theirs a race war and a pandemic going on and its the summer where i had to get into dash one classes during quarantine and soccer is online was and my friend mickey keeps coming over to remind me. Right now you just 53 and that's huge cause your still so young and beautiful and i wish you many more. For me your only 47 which is crazy for you to think about cause its so long ago. I know you still think about Dad and hes up their watching you wishing you happy birthday. I hope you finally settled down in a nice house which you designed since your so picky lol and me and Jonathan finally stopped asking you for 100 dollars a month or the new ps5. Anyways whats the future like, is there flying cars by now or are you guys on mars. You better have moved out of this house I'm sitting in right now in Calgary with this crappy landlord and living in a mansion cause that's where a queen like you should be. I hope Matthew is buff by now and not looking like a grasshopper like that one picture you said i looked like that i showed you today. Anyways i hope you go with Matthew to the 2026 world cup to watch him play cause he has to be playing for Canada or Kenya unless he gave up on soccer. So that's all for this letter cause i gotta get back to finishing this math now cause you'll be mad if i don't. Sorry for making you look bad with this letter Jon i wrote this when i was only 15 which is so long ago lmao, your present for ma better be good cause your cheeks at getting presents. plus i hope you finaly got an ihone mom. And is there an iphone 20 by now or is everything like screens that are glass and see through lol Cya and love you future guys