Subject: Billy it's me...1 year ago

Dear FutureMe, Well here I am livin in GA; married to the love of my life, living in a house much too big for the two of us. The year is 12-19-05 and I when I got married I dreamed of having 12 children in this giant house but to the horror of my wife and myself I'm shooting blanks. So I hope by now a year from now I'm cured. I've freezing my own spern in our freezer downstairs, so at least I got that going for me. My doctor said I over masterbated as a child. So in a way it like my tank is on empty. But damn it Wilma from Buck Rogers was so hot! I'd masterbate like a spider monkey during the reruns everyday of the week. Anyway, I hope I've found a better job cause I hate the one I have now. I've dreamed of becoming a sales clerk at William Sonoma at the mall. If I think that is gay while reading this as my future self, then I must have changed for the worse. So I hope the year 2006 was good to me. To the future! Lets give em back their heroes!