A letter from May 27th, 2020

Dear FutureMe, happy 18th!! i hope college is going ok so far. are you going to get a tattoo?? im thinking a cool chinese design would be nice. maybe your chinese name? or is that too vain... a dragon or a snake? that feels basic. maybe one of those beautiful porcelain ceramic designs. or 28, for portrait of a lady on fire. or a goldfish! where should it be? arm? leg? back? side? chest? under ****? i think under ****, arm, or side is cool. you should go to a strip club too i think pole dancing is so cool. maybe you can learn it one day too but i don't think i have the core strength. you can vote now! but the election already happened a year ago... who is the president? hopefully someone who's a decent human being, one that hasn't committed war crimes or is racist or a white man (but that's asking for a lot isnt it). if you go outside the us, u can technically drink some alcohol legally. u can also "Use a meat/deli slicer at a grocery store job" according to grownandflown.com. also get your own costco membership though im not sure why you'd need that when your parents have one and you definitely dont have children to need to buy things wholesale. ok i don't have much else to say. have fun! love u <3