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Dear FutureMe, Happy Birthday, you're now 50 years old! If your parents are still alive, your Mum should be 82 and your Dad 78. I expect they are though. I'm writing this as I/you am/are bored to tears work for a company called cemex in Thorpe, Surrey, UK. Your fiance Melissa who is currently 22 will be 43 now. Did you get married? Do you have children? Grandchildren? At this point you've written two musicals, did anything come of that, did you write more? Do you still have that Austin Allegro? Does email still exist? How bizarre. Here's to a prosperous 21 years ahead, and now, to many more beyond your 50th. Me/you.