A letter from March 15th, 2020

Hey sophi, If you're watching this, I assume something bad has happened, something unfortunate and unforeseen. Something so horrible that it will affect you for life. You have lived till' 21. In a few days, you will graduate from college (assuming that you got in and have yet to be kicked out), and then you'll have to find a full time job (sad, I know). After a while, you will have to be a responsible boring mundane adult who take cares of her own ****. Oh well, you either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain, amirite? Since you're more mature now, you're probably regretting all the dumb things you did when you were me. So, sorry in advance for loosening the tops of the salt shakers in the cafeteria, as well as all those times I **** blocked my parents by pretending I felt my hairdryer in their room (but you can't really blame me for not wanting another sibling that is at least 14 years younger than me, we already have six of those little nuggets at home). Hopefully the both of us have the same amount of siblings, I'm not sure if I can stand another night of screaming and crying anymore. I mean, I love my sisters but they sure are a whole ton of trouble Not sure if you are facing any troubles right now, just remember to always be your favourite human:) Love, Sophi