Me - My Life Everything :) OPEN OR DIE :) From Maria Past Me x

Dear FutureMe, I hope when I read this a lot of things change. I mean I really have to stop talking to so many paedo's , how many have I got now (232!) . So how many have you got now ? To be honest right now everything I do seems to be pretty pointless , i found out about this website on a website about pointless shows . This is how much time I have to ****. All I seem to do nowadays is talk to paedo's I hope you get out much more than I do ! Right now im feelig shattered its 2:06 am you see this is me all over staying up to late/early ;) I really need to break this habit have I ? I also really wanna am i still obsessed with Justin Bieber , Did I ever go and see him tour in the UK ! I hope god **** well i did , but if I didn't do I feel disappointed or happy ? Some more things I wanna know about myself what did I end up doing for work experience I'm stuck for ideas and how did Year 10 go i mean , i'm not really looking forward to it at all. I guess I'm ***** send this message for the last day of 2011 , then i will know how Yr 11 is going as well. How is my tidying up skillage going then ? Am i still really messy , i guess I will be if i take after my mother. Actually Im thinking why not change my mind like always im going to send this to me when i'm 30 ! Most of my life will be over by then , but i wanna know if im going to be married and what job position I have . Hopefully by then i will have the same email . that would be a right bummer otherwise :/ ! Do i have any kids are they with Justin bieber ;) < In My Dreams what about yours . It seems really weird talking to you , as in me . Anyway how are mum and dad doing ? Nanny Pat ? < God I Love her to bits I hope you Do :) , How are my birthdays doing still hopefully shared with Grampy ! , And most importantly Is Max fat still ? (I hope he is ;) ) Henry of course how could I forget him, I just adore him ! So much . I also wanna know do i still speak to all my friends such as : Jake.A , Jack.F , Sophie.B, Jaimie.S, Karla.E , Claire & Alison. F , Hanna.W , Jim.C & Ellie.T Loads more I cant name them Joking But these guys i really care about :) ! Right now Sophie is with me and she is thinking holy **** how much have you written but you know what I dont care . Hopefully when I read back at this , i want to cry :'( < coz im sad like that , Oh yeh do you still cry at peter pan ? I hope not . And are you still scared of feet ?! Wow i realised I have so so so much to say for a boring person. Also at this very point in time I am multitasking on falling sand , and jackson pollock < type these in on google im sure you will remember . ! Is My Life Good ? It is now I think , well i like it , a lickle , can't complain , because I cant change it , i guess i just have to be happy with what i've got I cant change it or not . I also wanna know how good am i at typing my current highscore 57 words per min > How awesome is that , and how sad am i ? Am i still easily amused at things. Oh am i still accident we all know how it is when you walk into 3 posts in one day :) ! I also in this email wanna share some happy memories to make me laugh : I just need to sit here and think of some : The day me and henry farted in the car so much it stunk when mum came in (gross but funny) oh and what about Nan's favourite phrases "dry as ********" i will always remember that. Me and Hanna's Ski Dance :) I love it . I keep thinking about the futureme , who am i going to be ? i guess i will find out but right now i have to focus on the now , the present :) . Btw i am 14 and writing this , its also making me emotionally unstable ;) wink wink nudge nudge > I was joking im always happy and so random , gotta say you better be the same and turn the grey world into colour ! My hamsters are up right now Ruby & Stewart Love em to bits , oh and caramax she is immense , gizmo the dog to , i would like to think that these guys will survive to when i recieve this email but sadly I think they wont . Right now its 2:27 am i think im taking a while writing this but it gives me time to think > Im looking out my window its raining and i can only see one streetlight. Thinking about lying does max still lie ? I hope not it gets on my nerves so much > Omg breathe Maria am i going to be fat please say no . Do i still have short hair or have i braved the long I doubt it :P The colour blue and silent is despressing , Arthur just wrote that to sophie its a cool piece of information me thinks . I'm running out of things to say now I guess its late and im getting tired . Some life achievements I have are they completed 1. Do a bunjee jump, 2. Drink a bottle of ketchup 3. Go See Jb :) 4. Post something on FML (i love it ) 5. Get married have 3 kids (Boys : Freddie , Jared Et Justin) 6. Do a skydive Omg do i still love marmite like i do now ? Right now i could eat some marmite on toast Nom Nom Nom < and do i say nom nom nom all the time. When did i move out the house ? What was my first job ? Do i still go on omegle a lot ? Do i ever get to be a criminal psychologist ? And most importantly have i led a good life so far :') . I hope i dont smoke , or drink , or do drugs , of any sort if I do please stop i want to live until im 104 . 1. because you get a letter from the queen and 2. because it will be 2100 :) , how cool would that be . Looking back up at the email its too long to read so i hope i make some sense to you futureself and i hope i dont delete the email when i get it think its junk , by thinking that i changed the subject title to make sure i open it . I have now forgotten what date i wanted to send it to 30 I think > I think right now i have written more words than in an essay imma do a word count. 1,284 words , bloody hell i say ;) ! I know im not ment to swear but surely when im 30 i will be allowed . Right Now i need a wee. because i have been sat here for too long, but if i go to the wee im scared i will lose all that i have been writing and that is just a scary scary thought. When did i lose my virginity ? Just a question oh and secretly when did i do my first bj ? was it good because talking to peedos telling them how id suck them off takes some great expertise < I think thats how you spell it / I really wanna go to bed now , but im too scared to tell sophie ahh well im having so much fun talking to myself . I guess i do actually talk to myself a lot its a habit , (have i broken it ) But this is different right ? i hope so anyway , i wonder if i take ages reading this . I hope i do read it properly its very important. Omg how is the mighty boosh ? do you still watch it ? i hope so i bet it will be so out of date though . So will i , 30 years old thats old , what do i look like ? better not be ugly or else ? im going for a **** job ;) Random , What size are my ***** anyway ? your going to be really embarrassed when you sit back and read this , but just laugh it off like I normally do > Yawnnn .! I think you should show your kids this if their are old enough and if they have any , but make sure you copy and paste this , i do want you to keep this , or else i have written it for nothing. I was thinking of copying and pasting it on to word and saving it but then i thought it would spoil the fun of waiting < tbh i hate waiting i have no patience at all. how about the sad memories now: like when your tooth blew up really fat (abscess) and your face was ginormous like a balloon . I can sit back and laugh about it now but those needles gosh they hurt , Have i had anymore done ? I so hope not . My head itches better not have nits like maxx always does , now im just blabbering on about random stuff now, its sad i am going to leave you now and play on falling sands at 2:50am with 1735 , no im not , i want to complete 2000 words thats another thing about me i always set myself little tasks just for me . Like to get famous on youtube ? did that ever work ? i hope so :P except i wouldnt want to be that famous ? i hope im not that famous just in case i offend you , i most probably wont be but just checking. Im looking around right now thinking of other things to say . What is your favourite colour ? mines green . Does Nancy ever come back to visit ? Woah my word count on word isnt working :/ ill just have to take a guess. I just peeked over on sophies future me email , she is saying about this guy she met on omegle called arthur cavini. she likes him a lot and has written about him a bit . I wonder if she gets to know him better or ever goes and see him ? i wonder a lot :P Only 90 more words to say ... its hard i guess , well im just going to sum this up : hey my names Maria Hunt im 14 years old but when you read this you may not be Maria Hunt . a different surname hopefully and you definately wont be 14 . I also love justin bieber a lot. thought i might mention it . again thats how obsessed i was/is . 18 more words so hard i guess i love you Maria , and imma leave you now with : 2000 words exactly and time 02:57 Oh yeh happy 30th Birthday :) im sorry if this comes early or late i guess my maths is rubbish at now 3:00 in the morning x Maria Hunt