Happy Birthday bitch!

Dear Future Me, Hey girl! So, the future, huh? How is it there? If my math is correct, which it is, you'll be turning twenty today, happy birthday honey! just getting into adult life, must be pretty busy! Hoping everything's a lot more chill in your life up there, have you moved, or are you still in the burning, blisteringly land of ***** we humans like to call 'Australia'? Has your Bisexual *** finally found a gf/bf or are we still single as ****? Honestly, wouldn't be surprised if you were, considering my anxiety-filled self. But who knows, maybe I got over my shyness and that tiny, yet very, very irritating stutter I have going on. You might be some badass ***** in the future, man that would be weird to see. Back here, in your teenage years, god I hope I don't regret these, I'm the most awkward person you could imagine so you'll probably look back on me and think 'what the actual **** were you thinking?' So sorry in advance for that! ಥ‿ಥ things are moving fast, time just seems to get faster and faster as you get older. It sucks. I'm actually just about to go to Queensland with the family, mums staying behind though, sad but I guess there's nothing to be done about it. You might remember this one, hopefully it's a good trip to remember though! Right now, me, your stupid, reckless younger self, is sitting in my (very comfortable) bed at dads house, I don't know how I even manage to fit all these pillows on one bed but I'm not complaining. Anyway, have a happy birthday! I hope you kept all our friends close, have you met Ally yet or are you still just online besties? Tell your parents you love them *******, you don't do it enough and they need to be reminded! I hope things are well, wishing for the best! - Your cringe worthy fourteen year old self