A letter from January 21st, 2020

hi *****! ur ****** old now huh. boomer. what's it like being an adult with actual responsibilities? how hard are you cringing when reading this? do we still type without capital letters? do we even have this email address? ur probably stoned as hell rn or are planning on getting absolutely trashed later today! in case you've repressed all ur memories and have no idea what's going on in my life rn, i just quit rowing, i'm failing at least one class (have't really checked my grades tbh), arshaan and i have been dating for about a year, i just applied for a couple jobs to fill the void in my heart that comes from a lack of financial independence, i'm really ****** ready to graduate and i am so unbelievably sick of living at home but it's fine i'm vibin! my college acceptances are rolling in (2/2 so far) so i know we at least will have gone to college. hope ur thriving and not in immeasurable debt! xoxo, ur 18 year old self.