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Dude, This is me, you, whatever, 25 years young, still in the Marine Corps, Twentynine Palms (I know you remember how much that place sucked), still smokin cigarettes, about 4 bucks a pack, about a pack a day, drinkin a bit, plannin on goin to school full time next fall, hopin not to **** it up too bad (remeber high school?). Anyways man, just a reminder to not **** yourself up TOO much. A little bit here and there is ok, but you know aswell as I do, things WILL bite you in the ***. Im hopin ma and pops are still around when you get this, but i know theres a chance they won't be, so if they aren't your *** better be goin to see them, or the next e-mail you'll get from me will be a punch in the face. Im in my muscular peak *****, don't **** with me. And you better be takin good care of A***, or my next e-mail will be a bullet in your face disguised as some sleezy porn thing, which I know you'll open. And I hope to God you've gotten yourself laid. Its hard times out here, but I guess Im preachin to the choir. I hope everythings ok with you/me. Hope you got yourself a good woman. Just in Case you got the technology now to send e-mails to your past self, heres a few requests. 1: Is the Family Guy still on the air? 2: Does all music suck in the future? 3: Do I ever decide to go to the gym and get ****? 4: Can I have some nude pics of my/your wife? 5: Did you ever figure out where the G-spot is? 6: Did Liv Tyler ever call you back? Ok man, we'll catch up with eachother someday, one way or another. Stay cool man, take care of your family, and never ever let anyone tell you that Family Guy isn't funny. Later, Sgt. Eric A. Laitinen U.S.M.C. Dec. 18 2005 P.S. Happy Birthday you old *** ******!!!!!