A letter from December 24th, 2019

Dear Luke (unless if you've changed your name by now), It's currently 2019, 25, 12 (Christmas) where I am. So.. 2025... How is it? Are flying cars there yet? World peace? Probably not.. I mean, probably a war's gone out or something. You're gonna receive this on Christmas, 2025. But.. well, by the time you're reading this it's already Christmas, 2025 or later. My interests are: gaming, watching YouTube and uh, that's it.. Hopefully by now, you're uh, employed.. Since you're 19 years old. So, are you planning to go to college? Or nah? I mean, I don't really know yet, I'm only 13, come on! Whether or not you're going to college (I know it's such a scam dude! You gotta pay so much money for so little time there, pay for text books or else you just FAIL outright, etc etc, dude, it's so BS) then is your English skill serving you, uh, me, uh, future me, well? Have you written any books yet? I remember making that, uh, I think it was called "Blobby" and it had a green blob, Carina drew the pictures and I wrote the story and we got up to the school bit, then we sort of just stopped.. Eh, it was a crappy book anyway. Strange question, but are you ***? I'm just curious cuz y'know. I don't know my future self. Duh, I'm not *** or nothin'.. No I am not. I just wanna know if later in my life I'll TURN into a ***. A ***? That sounds kinda derogatory.. Hopefully freedom of speech is really still a thing and feminazis and other liberal noobs haven't taken over and made everyone become *******. Last question, but do you remember Mr. Pollard? He was a pretty cool teacher back in primary school, Cowandilla. My mum's kinda stressed because she bought all this food and she doesn't wanna go to like this party or something but then if she doesn't then she'll have wasted all the food. Hopefully you still use this Email.. If not... Well, screw you! You should've remembered this for how many years! >:( - Luke, Christmas, 2019.