A letter from December 24th, 2018

Dear FutureMe, Dear Future Me, happy birthday to you dumbass.. 28 now, huh 😁 Time sure does fly by.... I'm sure you're not so bad as you used to be in the past 😅 Eating healthy food, exercising daily (wth am I saying?) .. So, basically, this letter is written just to make sure that you are doing well with your life.. Not to mention that you were good for nothing brat in the past 😅 and I hope you're nothing like that anymore. It is not going as smoothly as it should here and I hope you're not like your past self (pessimistic, good for nothing, lazy, attention seeker, etc., etc.) I want you to know that never give up on your dreams as I'm neither... The life to the glory days may be far but it's not beyond our reach. Sorry to bore you with all these stuff 😅. But always remember 1) never lose hope, 2) do as your parents say (I may not understand it now, but I know u will, ya know what I'm saying, right?) 3)never feel blue , if you fell down, stand up twice as strong.. And improve yourself.. You have so many flaws, flaws can be okay but this many 😬 1) Bruv, do find a girlfriend, you are one lonely piece of **** here, you don't even have guts to talk to a girl, just go out there and say your mind out.. If rejected, no problemo there are many fishes in the sea 😂.. If every girl says no(looking at your face I know she will) don't be sad be happy, your happiness is the priority.. ADOPT. Only adopt if you're financially stable and mentally prepared... If both are good adopt a sweet baby girl and a baby boy (please name the boy KARMA cause I love that name 😍). If still u ain't happy, help the ones in need. Don't think what others would think, there's no greater pleasure and happiness than helping others. 2) If everything goes well with the women, then great, you have achieved far beyond my expectations OVER-ACHIEVER 😂. Don't get married until you're 27, I know it's tempting but don't. Focus on your career, be financially stable, buy a home for mum & dad, be sure that your sister gets married then you can think about yourself. 3)* IMPORTANT. Don't feel hesitant, shy or uncomfortable it's only gonna have impact on you and you look like a ****.. And don't get depressed if things don't go your way it'll take time, so patience is the key.. 4)*IMPORTANT. Never let anyone harm you. If someone does, break their teeth. If they break yours, break their face. Always give them twice as hard what they give you. 5) I hope you don't live in isolation like u used to, if u still live like that I've this to say 'go out and enjoy'. You were like 50 year old man in the body of an 18 year old 😂😂 6) And do improve your English, it's **** right now. I know you'll, I'm trying my best here, you should try your best too✌️ Sorry for taking it too long but always remember the promise you made to yourself. If you have forgotten let me remind you - You promised yourself to be the GREATEST FOOTBALLER OF ALL TIME. It may look like a silly and unachievable dream but I know we can do it.. Try your very best... ✌️ P.S. - Don't mind my English P.P.S - Don't you dare stop watching anime 😠 P.P.P.S - Took me nearly 2 years to send this letter 😂🤦🏾‍♂️ Yours Sincerely DA BOMB DIGGITY (Age 18 & 20)