A letter from October 14th, 2018

Dear Poppy, Happy 18th birthday! Today is 14.10.18, im 11, and i was watching a video where somebody did this so i thought id do one for myself. I have a few questions: 1. Do you still watch Dan and Phil on youtube? (I already know the answer to this is no but still...) 2. Do you still watch Shane, Ryland, Morgan and Garrett? Also, do Shane and Ryland have a kid and was Morgan the surrogate? I mean they'd be 37 and 34/35. 3. Are you and Lucy still friends? So far, it was her 12th birthday a few years ago, shes had her period, and we all go to secondary school. 1st year. 4. Are you and Dulcie still friends? She treats me -slightly- better than Lucy and is a -bit- more sympathetic. She's 11, she hasn't had her period, and is obviously at secondary school. 5. Finlay. Finlay Bruckland. Did you end up going out, like ever? Im about to have Lucy and Dulcie to ask him for for me tomorrow. Im terrified but waking up earlier tomorrow to get prepared, but we have p.e first. Bleh. At least its badminton and not rugby. Aaaaaah! 6. I reckon you're literally in a warzone right now because of Theresa May, Donald Trump, and Kim Jon-Un, and whatever. 7. This is actually really cool. 8. Have you ever gone to therapy? First of all, don't fricking even okay, i know i'm still a child. Even if youre fine right now which you like 18937485908576816759380164783t6351870912547392094756549220202497464292% aren't, just go already. Please. 9. Whatcha doing with your life? 😂 I know that's a pretty loaded question, but are you gonna be a fashion designer? Did you do textiles in your exams? What did you get? 10. Hows BARNEY? Did you ****** him yet. Hahaha i'm kidding. Or am I... Anyways, does he have a job? Lets hope he does because, I mean, yeah. Also, if he does have a job, what is it? Has he moved out? Please, for the love of god, tell me your 21 (nearly 22) year old brother has moved out. Please. PLEASE. 11. Also, how are the chinchilla's? They must be about 8 by now and literally as im writing this i can hear them eating some wood. 12. Im guessing Molly's dead as she would literally be 16 (?) now. 13. Prom. First of, did you go? I mean i wouldn't be surprised if you just stayed at home drawing or doing whatever on your laptop. But if you did, what colour and style was your dress? Did you even wear a dress? Did your feet fall off because of your shoes? Did you wear a necklace? How did you do your hear? how did you do your makeup? Did you pay for someone to professionally do hair and makeup for you? Did you go with Finlay or did you find someone else? Did you go with 🚹or🚺? 14. Were you ever popular? Umm actually there was no point in even asking. I know the answer. No. 15. Did you ever go though an 'emo' phase? Okay. Im done. I used this website called futureme and i think you should do it again for like your 21st birthday maybe. ? Anyways, enjoy life haha. Tah bish, Poppy. P.S- Oh yeah hows ad. Do you even talk to him anymore? K, actually bye.