35

Dear FutureMe, First off, I hope you somehow still have this email at the age you are at (and I hope you are still alive to receive this). Secondly, happy birthday. How does it feel? Thirdly, have you found true love? If not, you gotta keep your promise to Justin M. and marry him and have 3 kids, dont bail out because that's not cool. Fourthly, I hope you got over your fear of strangers, because that **** is lame now and it will be when you're 35 as well. Fifthly, did you actually ever finish any of the stories you've written? I mean, I am only 18 right now, so you've got some time, but dude. Dedication and motivation, yo. Do itttt! Sixthly, do we have our dream car yet? That sweet *** 1969 Stingray Corvette with duel exhaust pipes in a midnight blue color? If not, fail. Truly, epic fail. Seventhly, I hope we have moved out by now...if not....well, there are no obscene enough words to use if we still live at home at 35. (Dear god, please tell me we've moved out). Eighthly, still not smoking stokes? Better not be, or else I'll slap from the past right now! Ninthly, how are mom and dad doing? Still fighting, meh, oh well. Tenthly, what abour Ryan and Athena? Ryan actually do something with his life (and is he magically married to Amy by now?)...he's 37 now...****. And Athena? She finally find a guy who would love her for all of her crazy self? She's 46 now. Eleventhly, (is eleventhly even a word? Oh well) Did you go to school for economics and become a badass economist? Better have...lots of job opportunities if you did *hint*hint*. 12th thing (googled "twelfthly"...looks retarded, refuse to write it again), are we still friends with the main people that I am friends with right now (example: Emelie, Jasmine, Reese, Krystle, Kori, ect.)? If not, shame on you. If so, good job. Keeping the true friends around. Thirteenthly, I just wanted to end this on the number 13, because supposed it is bad luck. Well, bad luck, you can suck my nonexistent ****. :) Peace, futureself. Hope all is well. May the force be with you AND live long and prosper (who ever said Star Wars and Star Trek cant live in peace and harmony? ahahaa). Yours now, You then. PS- Congrats on survivng 2012! (I know you got an email from me on January 1, 2012 saying congrats as well....that was an epic fail on my part, and I am sorry; hopefully you are smarter than I am now). PPS- Every get Nabakov's autograph? If not, seriously, go die. What have you been doing all these years? Nabby is our boyyyy, remember? Ugh...Don't let me down next year. Better have it by 36, or else life as we know it is over. PPPS- Imma shut up now. I promise.