Happy 23rd Birthday me!!!

Peaceful right?

Dear FutureMe, Heya me! I really, REALLY doubt you still have this email. You probably either forgot the password or something. If you haven't, then chances are your memory has improved. So, it's 5 years in the future. Isn't today you're birthday btw? What are you like 23? Geez... So. About that plan? Did it ever happen? Are you living in Puerto Rico? Is the band striving? How's Jose? Is he still a dick xD? Nah, he's not a dick. Well not anymore. (Sorry Jose) I hope you're memory has gotten better. If not, then it'll be okay. I'm sure you'll get better. Are you better at playing the guitar? 5 years is a pretty long time so if you're not, what the fuck have you been doing this whole time?! (I'm not even gonna ask if I still curse, because I know I'll always curse) How about Jose? How is he? Got any funny stories between you two? Are we still friends? If you are, then Jesus H. Christ. You've been friends for 7 years!!!! That's the longest time anyone has been your friend. What about Leidy? Do you still curse each other out? Any funny stories? Still friends? Leslie? What about her? You still best friends with her? If you don't remember, I wrote this 2 days before my 18th birthday. So how about you? Are you okay? Are you finally over that goddamn depression? Did you lose weight? Are you better at animating? Are you better at drawing? You have to be. Got any pets? I know that you wanted a dog if you ever moved to Puerto Rico. Soooo. Who won the election? Trump of Clinton? Did you vote? Who did you vote for? I think Trump's gonna win. Not because I want him to win. Because probably everyone gonna secretly vote for him. So how's America? How's Puerto Rico? Did you ever get a boyfriend? MOST IMPORTANTLY DID JOSE EVER GET YOU A BOYFRIEND, BECAUSE JOSE IF YOU'RE READING THIS, YOU BETTER FUCKING HAVE BECAUSE YOU FUCKING TOLD ME YOU'D GET ME ONE!!!! Ahem... Anyways. Have you had your first kiss yet? Leslie, please. 23 is a loooooong time to go without a first kiss. You should be freaking be getting married or something. If you do have a boyfriend (or had) what's their name? How did you meet him? Is he what you ever wished for? Is he like Matthew? Hehehe. Good ol' Matthew. If you don't remember Matthew, he was kinda like a imaginary boyfriend you and Jose made up. In any case, I hope the best for you. Please don't die. Say hi to future everyone for me! Byeee!!!

Epilogue

about 18 hours later

Hey. Yeah I still have this email. No, my memory is even more shit than it was 5 years ago.

Well, no and yes? A lot has happened in the...

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