A letter from June 2nd, 2016

Dear FutureMe, I hope you are doing well! I am 12 years old as of this letter. On Saturday we will be going to Tennessee and seeing Jerko. 😈 Lol that emoji is him. It reminds me of my favorite bands, Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, Linkin Park, and one I just discovered, My Chemical Romance. I'm going to play one of their songs at Jerko's funeral one day. I feel so evil lol. Hopefully in 2020, Dan and Phil get married and you are still cheering and doing good in school. Better watch out for Kanye! Please tell me how you survived the 2016 elections 😂😂😂👌. I hope you are still talking to Conner! You know he's hot lolol. Or at least someone better like Brendon Urie. You should try to figure out how to make your ringtone an actual song. Wouldn't that be cool? Anyways, HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESSICA AKA FUTURE ME!!! I hope your day is filled with family and excitement! Here's a tip: if you kill Sarah Urie, DO NOT google ANYTHING suspicious! Just dump her 6 ft under a park or something. You'll have a better chance of marrying Brendon 👌. I hope that you have met your idol, Maddie Ziegler. Hopefully she will come to you or you will come to her. Maybe it should be your birthday present! Drive to Pittsburgh and meet Mini Sia! Or go to a Panic! Concert. They are coming to Florida soon! I'll just have to convince mom and dad lol. It's not very expensive and you get to hear Brendon LIVE. He probably sounds even BETTER than his periscope covers 😍😍😍😍😍 my fave song by them is Emperor's New Clothes because I'm secretly Brendon's sister when he turns into a devil...... Jk lol. I like it because it's creepy and also Dead by MCR because it reminds me of Jerko, Khamani, Becca, and Dumb ways to Die. Right now Dad is watching the History/travel channel as usual 😝. Its about some VanGough dude committing suicide. DON'T EVER become depressed or suicidal you are FABULOUSLY you! Continue on being Asexual and don't let anyone say you don't exist! Keep being Conservative because we rock. Treat yourself today! Relive being 12 because this year is LITTTT 🔥🔥🔥. Lol do they still use that word? It's really popular right now. It reminds me of my friend Isaac who reminds me of Eman. I hope you still talk to all your friends from 6th grade. They made half of your year FABULOUS like that gay kid on the Mako Team. 😂😂😂😂. Lol you better remember how terrible Palm Eww was and how your awesome parents switched you to St. Lucie West. 👌👌👌. Anyways, this letter is getting pretty long so now I am going to watch a Dan and Phil video and play "rollies" with Damien in his room with our mattresses. I hope your life continues to be great and that all your dreams come true! Love always, 12 year old you P. S. It took a bit of time to format that! Lol space is key like that coolmath game! 😝👌