Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Php"edane ntaw rbmmese a,nd n(da icnt!)ngou of wonk inutycomm uprolpa ,tqoeu tfmueeru the ahtt wtah ot "8 is't i.
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Ovle oyu, etbret a,yok and veeelbi ti it ltils estg or i'st -to-n i. Rrbeeemm jstu arlbye ryev rv,ey but werto lyeauvg wehn ,hist ouy i. Atwdse rues wree trpeyt uoy.
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1026 2,7 in fnlai ouy uoy eevr bmrdeece adh on nkigdinr and a mebolpr rkidn royu hda metdaidt 2106. Tweinest embcea fo hafl rrghtieb rfcpete, os ehyt n'retew mhuc the ubt ncosed uory. Dan aer leif reudtn ov'uye ouy nebe rvee hpepair syet,erayd ouy yrou in ryttih anht. Irfts fiel btramcofloe tewhvrae atht ti hte ni ni nad tno iognd btu r,pcetef oryu ot ielf anrib yrou t'ins oruye' umnb rof uyro sik,n uyo infllay ruoy lobtaerfmoc so repmolsb meti r'yeuo face to wno ahev astke nt'od.
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Get ingog ot 'its onos treteb. Hgtit dhol. Ertebt adys t'is uyo ntkih cogimn rae tbu ,eisopslb dn'to konw i.
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,eovl.
Eclilemh.
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P. S. In omoz tivnse. Be ti's ilke snoo es,pyk tiaptnrom btu tli'l.
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