Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Twna mreesmb uurtefme rlaoupp fo i konw "dpahenpe tath si't nd(a nucmtyomi )cngtou!ni eht hwta 8" to n,ad u,eqot.
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Sit' or -nt-o stge vlbieee ilstl ao,yk i and ti it ettber ovel ,ouy. Yabrle geluvay tusj rmeremeb rvy,e rwote btu nhwe i ,itsh you eyvr. Etptyr rewe rues tdwsae you.
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2016 yrou ndirgikn ouy in nkrdi oelbpmr ,72 0162 yuo no nad erev dah edtdmiat a iafnl eeremcbd hda. Retighrb ocends tub of hyet mhcu re'twne cfperet, hte ebeamc stnweeti rouy hlaf os. Adn rhpiepa aer you rouy tuerdn rtihyt ni e'uvoy daey,rstey bnee feil oyu vere nhta. Eerpt,cf fcea royu bnmu in'ts uory ouyr now psrmbelo eth aolfoemcrtb ot ti ni dan nriba yuo flanyli akets rhveaewt 'yeoru tbu otn reu'yo nodt' ot rouy hvae rsfti ondig for ,iksn ni hatt octbromleaf os feil etmi efil.
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S'ti tge oons ot btetre gniog. Hittg hodl. Onwk ydsa cgomni ihtnk bse,plios etrbte you aer i tno'd ts'i tbu.
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El,vo.
Ieemllhc.
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P. S. Omzo iesvnt ni. Oons syek,p 'its eb keil il'tl utb pttanmori.
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