Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
Nngc!tiu)o nwat da(n ttah the i n,ad ot besmrem ,qeuto ah"denepp fo ymutcnmio si't tahw wonk lpuropa emtuferu "8.
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Vole its' ilstl tseg ou,y -n-ot evibele trtbee ti yo,ak i ro dan ti. H,tsi uyo utb i juts oewrt vyaelug r,eyv yrbale ehwn erbmreem yerv. You pretyt wree uesr swedat.
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Ifanl ni ecbmerde a had uoyr oyu kinrd dha nidignkr adn 0162 on you 0126 ,27 timtedda lmpbero erve. Mhuc yruo os osecdn tbu hyte rbghrite hte fo eeacmb reewt'n pfc,tere itewntse ahfl. Iraphpe oyu erve yhirtt rouy rea ni nda 'uvyeo tasyrey,de runtde ouy nbee anth ilfe. Wno mite in your thta ni'ts lief rfetec,p uyo 'euoyr ue'ory bmnu oruy idong lfei mofactobrle rewteavh ton oryu to nlfialy heav clreabofotm utb yuro os in ofr 'ontd nk,is rabni ecaf and tkesa fitrs rbplmsoe teh ti ot.
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I'ts gngio teg brtete ot oosn. Tithg lhod. Nitkh wnok sdya nimgoc bespo,isl 'ondt btu erebtt i 'sti rae yuo.
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O,vle.
Eehmlilc.
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P. S. Setnvi oomz in. Be t'is 'ltli ikel noso amprnoitt ye,spk tub.
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