Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
,dan aeppdnhe" adn( het thta 8" htwa tueq,o fo toni!gcun) rpluaop besmemr awnt tumufere moumyctni i t'is ownk to.
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Ti tbteer o-tn- eeivbel tesg sillt or vole it ,kyoa st'i i and uoy,. Yrev alreby yuo i s,hit hwne tbu elvgauy erotw utjs ermmeerb vyre,. Ures ewre sewdat pyettr uyo.
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6102 uyor orbplme rdnki evre dan in 1620 7,2 oyu on uyo dah a nlafi aitteddm bmeerced rninkdig had. Edcosn tbu ft,erecp hte rbetrhgi maecbe tweetnsi hlaf of uhcm 'nretew yoru os ythe. Hrtiyt ifle rae oyu hnat ryou nda veer syy,aeterd oyu hpaipre yvoe'u tduern ni bene. Tmie oyu irsft ogidn ,inks vahe wno unbm ot rfo ecarbfltomo ranbi atth tseak in oyur yrou ti realbofctom os yre'uo in 'ntdo efac tbu the to uory tno ianlyfl nit's ee,crtfp elfi leif awehrtev olsbrpme ryou nda ero'yu.
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Rtebet ot teg onggi t'is onos. Ittgh hdol. Nd'ot 'its ithnk rae cgimon islbsp,eo ertetb onkw yuo but i sday.
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V,elo.
Eiclhelm.
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P. S. Iestnv ni mooz. Be 'illt ptmroiatn but oosn sey,pk 'sti klie.
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