Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
8" eutumefr an(d e"dpapneh d,na know watn teh i rpualop euo,qt )gtn!inuoc htaw fo sti' mrebesm to atht cnuyimotm.
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Or ti ti -nt-o tsi' tslli i ,akyo elvibee lvoe trbete uyo, adn gest. Ortew i hnew sutj btu you hti,s er,vy elagvuy ryebal eeermbmr vyre. Were srue swdate yuo ptytre.
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Rmedebec no ouyr ouy gikdninr dah nad lroepmb tdadimet dnkir a eevr 2,7 2601 in ahd nfial 0261 uyo. Fo etyh royu but os hrbegirt becmae hte lfah 'wernet codnes rfetp,ec cmhu isetwten. Ihyrtt urtdne rea in bene vree htan ryuo ihrepap vuy'eo yuo ydayers,te and flie you. Uroy leif heatvwer etc,efrp ryuo to obltfmcareo osblrmpe tno os yuor hte lfyilan now ifel s,ikn arbin uroy rtfis s'int tub ot aefc roue'y ni htat orf 'euroy ni unmb etaks eitm octaolmefbr heav doign dan oyu dt'on it.
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Tge i'st onso ggoin eetbrt to. Hitgt hodl. Ist' are syad gonicm dot'n btteer yuo ubt itnkh nkwo sbleiops, i.
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,velo.
Llcieehm.
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P. S. Vtesni zomo in. Tub be oons ekli sekp,y otpatmirn 'llit ts'i.
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