Dear FutureMe,
I don't like my twenties. Please enjoy your thirties.
Also I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow. At least I hope I won't.
Happy birthday.
Love,
Me
Epilogue
2 days later
Dear PastMe,
You dumb butt, you didn't set this as a private letter, and I just got an email...
I fo atth )tun!cigno nwko to urtuemef n(ad s'it 8" what ynctoimmu hte oque,t mrsemeb p"epaedhn ,nad want poalpur.
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I adn ro is't rtetbe tesg it llsti nt--o it oy,u olve lveeeib ko,ay. ,hist rebmrmee ableyr ye,rv tsju eyavglu rvye rtweo whne tub i yuo. Eewr esur datswe tytepr oyu.
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Uoy dimtdtea nikrd 72, 1620 dha eedmcrbe adh uyo ni 6102 erve flian rkiginnd a no oruy borplem dna. So 'eenwtr hte ubt c,eetrpf of ebceam grebirht cuhm etyh ttwnesei uryo falh snocde. Dan sytaeryde, voeyu' are dnuret elif yrou ebne erev uoy rphaepi htan tiryth ouy in. Certfp,e hvea gonid oruy pbemlors bnum eyuor' ni dan ielf ntis' fro to miet ifrst it onw veteawrh atrblmoeocf re'ouy yruo uoy inrab t'odn ,iskn nto tksea uyro but het thta so ni feli liflnya ocetlfborma ot royu aefc.
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Gigno 'tsi noso ot egt tbteer. Tgith dhol. Dysa hkint dn'ot nkwo onicgm rea tsi' oyu but slio,pbse tteerb i.
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O,vel.
Ihlelecm.
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P. S. Mooz in invest. Tamtniopr eb lt'li spey,k tbu soon it's eilk.
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