A letter from December 8th, 2020

Hey ****** 😊 how's it going? So... By the time you get this you will be 18... Wow... Honestly congratulations for making it this far (I'm gonna look so stupid if I actually died and someone else is reading this for some reason 💀) it's honestly so weird to think about... I can hardly believe I'm 15 right now... so... (You are probably going to be so bothered by all the "..." But oh well I make it my ✨ personality trait✨" so just an update, my favorite song right now is "heatwaves" by glass animals... You should know why... Which leads me to my next thing... I AM SO OBSESSED WITH MCYTS ITS NOT EVEN HEALTHY, hopefully you have gotten over it by now WAIT HOLY **** HOW OLD IS EVERYONE??? OMG WAIT... TOMMY AND TUBBO WILL BE 19, DREAM WILL BE 23? 24? IDK, GEORGE WILL BE ******* 27!!!! WHAT THE HELL OMG AND SAPNAP IS GONNA BE 22???? WHO THE HELL SAID THEY WERE ALLOWED TO AGE!?!?!? no no no no.... Tommy and Tubbo can't age... It's illegal... They WILL be 16 forever... THE FACT THAT SAPNAP WONT BE 19 FOREVER IS MESSING WITH ME AS WELL 😭 I've gotta stop thinking about it... Wait side note, did the creator of heatwaves make another chapter??? What did George say??? Omg I have so many questions... I'm actually curious if George and Dream actually started dating because I saw somewhere on wattpad someone said something like "so you know how people say if you joke about a kink you will get that kink, well what if George and Dream joke about dating too much and actually develop feelings for each other 💀" I'm also getting a L'manberg flag (YOU BETTER STILL HAVE IT) for Christmas and I'm really excited also it's 3 ******* 40 in the morning and I have to pee... Oh and idk why I just thought of it but do you still get those tics? Have they gotten worse? Have you gone to a doctor for it yet? Speaking of tics lol remember at Cassie's house when mom asked you to get her Pepsi and you brought it to her and set it down but then like 5 seconds later you picked it up and turned it upside down 💀💀 oop... Sorry I'm just overhearing mom and dad talking because these walls are ✨thin✨ unlike me, have you lost weight? You should lose weight... Sorry it had to be said... I currently weigh 170lbs? I think? I might be wrong... I think it might be less than that... But still... also have you shaved your head yet? Please tell me you have... Also how's love life going? How's school? I currently have a 33 in math 😃 let's hope you're graduating this year even though I highly doubt you are because it's been a good while since we moved to NY and I'm still not in school... I can't think straight with mom and dad arguing down there... HAVE THEY SPLIT YET?? I'm honestly curious cause... I don't think mom can take another 3 years of this... There is so much I want to ask omg my fingers are freezing and I'm pretty my blanket is off... I'm so tired... I was just talking to Toby about... Random things lol I told them to listen to corpse cause they've never heard of him before 😆, also hehe there's alot of also's in here aren't there... But I'm wondering about the whole covid thing... Did they fix it? Do you still have to wear masks and stuff? And do you still use tiktok? Is it still called tiktok? Because for all I know it could be something completely different 😹 iykyk which you probably should... Also you need to fix your sleep schedule and drink some water... When's the last time you took a shower? Go do that... Take care of yourself please... I seem to forget how important that is... I hope you've found an amazing partner who loves you for you and I hope they are someone that you can talk to and someone that will take care of you and remind you how Important and loved you are. Stop giving up so easily dumbass it doesn't help... I should know... I have a 33 in math... I honestly forgot when my other letters are coming in so hopefully I will get one soon but in the meantime I'm probably gonna send you like 5 million letters today so have fun with that umm.... Yeah... Happy birthday... OH WAIT HOW IS BIDEN MY DUDE I COMPLETELY FORGOT HE WAS PRESIDENT yeah Trump is throwing a little hissy fit because he lost and he's trying to sue ENTIRE STATES LIKE ok dude calm your ****... Just accept the fact that people don't like you... If you had a better personality then maybe you would have won 🙄 oh yeah and since you're legal now hehe YOU AREN'T A MINOR ANYMORE 😈😈😈😈 GO GUPET ******!!! If you can still walk tomorrow then you obviously didn't do a good job... But yeah LOSE THAT VIRGINITY IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY GO LIVE YOUR WATTPAD FANTASIES OF KINKYNESS 👹👹 idk what I'm doing at this point... KNIVES, CHOKING, ALL OF IT! hehehehehe I need ✨ ThErOpAy ✨ -Tommyinnit ehhehehehehehrhehe ok NOW I think I'm done here... HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU IDIOT 🎂🎉🎂🎉