A letter from February 12th, 2019

Dear FutureMe, I wonder how things have gone. I’m totally writing this on the toilet, as you may know, but I wonder what happened in a year. By now, homecoming i think should’ve passed. How was your date with Rylie? Did you even go with Rylie? You’re in Jesuit know, right? How is it? How’s life. Now for the deep **** lmao. Are you still closeted? If not, who knows? If yes, wowowowow! I never thought I could do it in high school, hell at Jesuit. Was it on your own accord? Or did you get love, simon’d. How are your relationships? New friends? How about old ones? How are your parents? Still arguing?