A letter from October 30th, 2013

Dear FutureMe, I am basing this letter assuming you got into uni, you best have some amazing stories that include stealing a green cone (must) , have a three sum for shiggles, rode a motorbike, try and grow a beard, been involved in some kind of protest (does not matter what its for), die your hair a random colour, met a cool celebrity and invited them for a beer (if they said yes you have to do a shot right now in celebration), complain about some food at a restaurant and get it sent back. all of these things are easily achievable at uni, if not you have until the end of the month to do these P.S i hope you have lost some weight!