Funny future me email

BS"D Dear FutureMe, Here I am, the night before my last final exam at the end of the first semester of law school. My first child is on the way. Levi and Yonasan were over earlier today and we went through some old torts exams. At this point I have no idea what I'll be doing for work this summer, nor do I know where or when we'll be moving into a bigger apartment. I don't know what kind of law I'll specialize in, or if I'll even enjoy IP when I finally start taking classes. I don't know if my future child is a boy or a girl, or what we'll name little Neshomola. I don't know if there will be a second child (or a third?) before law school finishes. But you, futureme, do. Today is Yud Tes Kislev, but I can't go to the farbrengen at Shul because the exam is at 8:30 and I'll be attending the matza minyan. Chagit is making spaghetti for dinner and brought home Ranch dressing as a surprise! The single most important thing to me in the whole world is my wife. A few more details are me trying to get Chitas happening again, figuring out what's happening on Shabbos Chanukah, and getting all the boxes out of the closet over winter break. Best wishes to you, futureme, as you graduate from lawschool and prepare to take on the world. Signed, Pastme