Happy Birthday Assface <3

Dear Codi, I chose to send this email on this date because I KNOW you'll still be here to read it. By now you're either almost done at the Art Institute or already graduated. In either case, I'm so proud of you. At the time I wrote this, I wasn't doing to good, so to know that you've made it this far is so amazing. I know you're going to be an amazing and successful photographer. Hmm, when you get this you'll be...23?!?!?! Holy eff dude! Old timer over here! ;D I really really REALLY hope you got your life on track, and if not...well, I hope this email is inspiration for you to do so. Also, you probably have a super hot, awesome significant other, so high-five for that! And I swear to god, if you're still a virgin, I'm gonna cry. GET LAID DUDE! LIKE, RIGHT NOW! DROP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND GO GET SOME! I'll wait! .......... Did you get some? Good! Okay, now onto the important stuff! If you don't already have an internship at a kick-ass studio, start searching for one! Get your ass in gear dude! I love you, but geeze, sometimes I just wanna kick your ass, you know? If you're still hanging onto bad stuff from the past, it's time to let go. Write down everything you are holding onto and throw it in a fire, because that's where it belongs. You don't need all that baggage holding you don't from becoming the best you can be. Okay so current stuff. At this time, your favorite stuff is as follows: Song: Psychic City by YACHT Movie: Tie between The Hangover and Zombieland Drink: Fuzzy Navel TV Show: Was LOST, but it's over, now a tie between How I Met Your Mother, Vampire Diaries, and United States of Tara. That's pretty much it...I don't really do much besides being on the computer right now. THAT BETTER CHANGE BUDDY! Especially if you're living in Seattle!! Oh, and you better be in the single digits as far as pants go missy! I'm not too worried about it though, you're probably smokin' hot and got a buncha people all up on your jock ;D Hmm, well, I guess that's it for now. Don't forget to send another one of these another five years into the future! I want you to keep doing this! It's a good reminder of where you've been and how far you've come! I love you, 18 year old you =]