Hello Future Me. Hows it going?

Dear FutureMe, Hello future me. How are you doing? I'm doing great. Right now I'm in my room typing this email to you/me while eating a deep-fried mexican baby. So how are you/me doing? I know this is awkward since you can't really respond to me, unless they create some sort of time-traveling device and stuff. Yeah. AWWWWKWAAAARD! I hope that you/me are not dead, since the world was supposedly supposed to end on December 21, 2012. But of course, those idiots probably don't even know what the poop on toast they're talking about, so whatever. But if you ARE dead and reading this, how does it feel to be dead? Is it cool being dead? So, I hope that you/me are still highly interested in Japanese manga at the date of which you receive this email! Has Naruto ended? Has One Piece ended? Has Fullmetal Alchemist Ended? Has Bleach ended? Have you even gotten the first Shaman King Volume yet? Are you still subscribed to Shonen Jump? Do you still eat deep-fried mexican babies? Is Justin Bieber still a terrorist? Is James still perverted? Do you still have that really crappy old phone? ...yeah. Answer those once you get a time machine ^^ So.... how are your grades? Are they all A's again? Did Nicholas Gladden get expelled? Did you become a youtube partner? Do you still have those random holes in your ears? How was the last Harry Potter movie/movies (since its gonna be in two parts)? I do hope that you still are a HUGE Harry Potter nerd. so..... it's like, "what now?", haha. So, um.... AGH WHAT NOW Well, I just want to let you know to um... i dunno.... lol. GOSH WHAT SHOULD I POOPIN WRITE??? poop on toast. well have fun in high school and please respond to me if you get a time machine ...even though you will never get one. bye I LOVE YOU I LOVE RUSTY MARTIN I AM RUSTY MARTIN'S BIGGEST FAN I LOVE RUSTY MARTIN I LOVE ME I LOVE THE FUTURE ME "we didn't do no secret handshake!" "friends are like potatoes, if you eat them, they die" "poop on toast" "Have you ever heard the saying, 'You are what you eat'? Well, that makes me a mexican." Okaaaay... I guess I'll end this email now. Bye I LOVE YOU and I AM STILL RUSTY MARTINS BIGGEST FAN way to go, you found a secret message. 50 points to Gryffyndor! well, seriously, I hope that you are alive and that the world doesnt end and you/me grow up to have a good life. I LOVE YOU (holy poop on toast thats like the fifth time ive said that... lol) kthxbai