What up playa!

Dear FutureMe, I write to you from your new room--as of last weekend--in the basement of Andy's house, Nov. 28th '09. It's Saturday night after Thanksgiving. NPR plays Radiolab in the backround. My feet are sleep from sitting at this desk for hours and hours. How are things going?! I've got so many questions to ask you! Life so full of choices and I can't wait to see where your ambition has taken you. Are you back into bodybuilding? Have you and Andy been training hardcore at LA Fitness? Shit, you'd be better! It's been about three months since I have, and I'm really hoping to get serious again. My goal is to be at 210 lb, 12 - 16% body fat (off cycle) by the time you read this! Are we there yet? We should be very close to doing a show by now! If you haven't picked a show to do yet, pick one TODAY! Have you quit smoking cigarettes? Do you have more self control with respect to drugs? I really think if you don't have control over substances by now, you cold very well develop health risks from long-term use or binging. You're drinking a few nights a week now, smoking a couple packs a week, and dipping a few cans a week. Plus, you've just started smoking Marijuana again. This has to stop. You're a salaried employee at Corbis now, right? Right now I'm making $15/hr and it's really fucking with my ego. I can't believe I got an offer for $62K in the summer of 2007 and now I'm making less than $30K. I haven't done anything important or meaningful at work yet. I'm still waiting for the opportunity to get something significant and prove myself. After living with my parents since March, it's kind of frightening to be independent again. Do you have a girlfriend? Have you finally gotten over Liz? I met her last week for lunch, and realized I still love her. It's been a couple years since you've dated her, a year since you've been laid, and you haven't talked to anyone! Hopefully your confidence is up by now and you're getting your pimpin' groove on again!