A letter from May 28, 2025

Dear Nathan from the future, Hi. Ig I gotta do this assignment, and obviously, there's criteria that I have to meet for it -_-. Things are going "swimmingly." We're not doing anything really for the last two days of school. Guess what? I'm still single. Yeah, surprise surprise. Are you still single? Cuz you better not still be ***** single. I'll **** you if ur still single. Sooooooo, you doin okay? Like, is ur mental state any better than it is right now as I'm writing this letter to you? Cuz I'm def not going anywhere in life. I work at McDonald's. You still work there, or did you get fed up with Kim? Also, I just found out that Adrian is ***, which of course isn't like a problem or anything. In fact, I respect him for it in a way, cuz out of the month and a half that I've been working there, I didn't know he was *** until now, which means that he doesn't "put himself out there" and making sure the world knows he's ***. He's also kinda anti trans, which is hilarious to me XD. I mean, he's still mean to me when I make mistakes, but afterwards, he's funny. Anyways, I'm supposed to be like "i LeArNeD sUcH aNd SuCh In ScHoOl ThIs YeAr!!!!" but I'm not doing that. I mean, ig I did learn to not procrastinate in PreCalculus. That sucked. Also, if you have a joke or something that you wanna tell Caleb, DONT TELL HIM THE JOKE. He NEVER finds them funny. They're js not funny in general. Don't waste ur time. Also, GO TO THE ******* GYM! UR NOT IN SHAPE AND YOU HATE URSELF FOR IT! Also, be careful about who you say retard and ****** in front of. Apparently ppl actually take offense to those words. Okay, anyways, now ig I gotta tell you my "life goals" now. So here they are: I don't have any. Okay, moving on. where we droppin' for college? ihdek yet. ig maybe COS at first, then Simpson. Also plz lmk asap abt what tf we're gonna do in life, cuz I really genuinely don't know, and ig I'm supposed to know by now... so yeah. Okay, now that I'm at 394 words by the end of this sentence, I can stop writing to you now. So ig bye now. 400 words :))))))))))))