A letter from May 23, 2025

Dear discord user, Hey broski, how ya doing!!? Probably really bad, you should get off of your cellphone, delete TikTok, Twitter and discord again and gain some sense of self before downloading those again. But if that doesn't make any sense to you right now, I just want to say that I, Past Alex, 13 years old, discord, tiktok and Twitter user, self entitled darkshipper wish that you are doing better, you are 14 now! Yay! I think you might be still living with dad, I'm sorry if you aren't... I also really hope that at that point he bought at least the double decker bed or divorced Shirley (except if shes nice to you). Smoke some weed, cut your hair and get laid, I don't think I would be able to become an adult and do adult stuff. I really hope everything is fine and that you can see yourself writing this on your bed at 9pm on a Friday night of may 2025 I wish you well. Com carinho -Past you