A letter from Apr 24th, 2022

Dear FutureMe, What’s up! Life has been interesting, crazy, fun, boring, unexpected, expected—a lesson in opposition. Despite all the constant frustration, you’ve managed to wear glitter every **** day, and hey, that’s kinda a victory, right? Your clothes are on point—a ton of of shiny stuff, colors, and general epic yoga outfits fit in your closet. You’ve got the most epic dog, sweet friends, and an above average family (well, let’s not include your extended family). You get to spend time outside in one of the most beautiful places on earth and you’re in the best shape of your life thus far, so that’s great. As you continue to age, you’ll continue to get more awesome. Remember, the goal is to peak at 90 (or later). You’ve got a lot of time. Despite the frustration, you’re on your way to making all your dreams come true (probably). Now go on an epic vacation and buy a new outfit with your sweet bank account that you hopefully acquired by now. You’ve earned it. Keep ******* it.