A letter from January 4th, 2014

Dear FutureMe, hello. I like tacos. I have a bestfriend named Rochelle Lin. She's ugly and chinese. She has acne and she is dangerously flexible and scary. But i loves her. A lot. As of right now, I am a very dumb person. I suck at school. I suck at everything. I like music and football. I hope you become a great person. But you better still like tacos. Don't become a stripper or a prostitute. Don't have sex with a hobo. I reccomend that you make out with a monkey.