Dear FutureMe,
Seriously son, what is going on?
It's April 14 now and the world is going to pot (not the good kind).
My now ex-girlfriend just gave me a 'Dear John' phone call from the other side of the world. She thinks we should see other people. After 3 and a half years, this is all I get!
Let's still keep in touch okay? Yeah, touch this, bitch.
Time to move on for me. I hope you approve of what I am about to do. It'll be messy, I promise.
And damn boy, I hope you got rid of this moustache, it's shitting me.
Love me
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