Dear Future Me,
Still alive? You better be mother fucker. Stop eating garbage and start exercising. As of right now you're several weeks in to your first semester of university, heading for a compsci degree and lovin it, still the case? Knowing you, probably not. If you haven't already maybe its time to cut back on the weed and hit the books. Vanessa is the light of your life, a cool breeze on a hot day, the most important part of your future. I hope this is still true. Keep her happy and healthy, and be patient with her, she does her best.
I love you, you stupid motherfucker
sincerely,
You
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