Time Capsule from August 25th, 2016

LOGAN, THIS IS THE ZACK. I AM WRITING TO YOU FROM THE PAST. THAT'S WHY I'M WRITING IN ALL CAPS. WE WRITE IN ALL CAPS IN THE PAST. RIGHT NOW WE ARE SITTING IN YOUR ROOM WITH YOUR NEW ROOMMATE AND TALKING. YOU JUST STARTED YOUR JUNIOR YEAR, AND I'M ABOUT TO MOVE TO NEW YORK CITY. IT'S PROBABLY THE LAST TIME I'M GOING TO SEE YOU FOR A LONG, LONG TIME. (MAYBE EVER.) ANYWAY, THIS EMAIL IS TO REMIND YOU GET LUBE SO YOU CAN LEAVE AN EMPTY TUBE OF LUBE FOR THE NEXT PEOPLE TO LIVE IN YOUR ROOM, JUST LIKE YOUR ROOMMATE FOUND YOUR EMPTY LUBE TUBE THIS YEAR. YOU HAVE TO PASS THE LUBE ON, LOGAN. YOU HAVE TO PASS IT ON. XXOO KISSES, ZACK