Dear FutureMe,
I'm writing this letter because according to Wikipedia's list of apocalyptic predictions, the world should end sometime in the next month. (The article merely says a vague "September 2016.") Jesus is going to return or something. Whatever happens, if this Biblical prediction is correct, your atheist ass is screwed.
I think it'd be a good idea to throw a party for such an occasion. And have sex with A (assuming you're still with him). And maybe you could eat an expensive meal somewhere. That sounds lovely, I think.
Have a nice apocalypse, friend. I love you, as always! (Here's to hoping it's all bullshit, like the rest of the predictions have been thus far!)
-you/me/us
(4.30.2013)
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