A letter from December 20th, 2012

Dear FutureMe, Right now i am taking a shit, as you can tell by the picture. Currently im on break, between my first and second semester at uconn. Are you still at uconn, you fucking better be, it would be really disappointing if you were not. i tried sending this email so that you would get it around the time you are graduating, and i just wanna wish you luck and hopefully everything turns out great for you. I hope you are still with hannah, she is great and you know deep down inside that you are a shitty person, make sure you make her happy, because i know she has made you happy. None the less, current fads consist of one direction and justin beiber in the pre pubescent girls. its all abour the swag right now and yolo bullshit. right now you are jobless and a bum, you have like 20 dollars to your name, so you better step it up. you have the 2009 chevy cobalt at this time, and still playing hockey. im not sure what else i can tell you that would make you reminisce. you have a really nice laptop, a mac book pro with the 2.9 gigahertz and 13 in screen. um...you have an ipod, hopfully you still use it. right now i feel restless and like i wanna eat but there is nothing in the house. i dont feel like writing anymore so sorry. either way, good luck with all of your future endeavors and just do what makes you happy. so long, past me