To Me, from Me, by Me, for Me, because of Me

Dear Future Me, So it's been three years... I hope time flew by and that you're well. Hopefully you're mostly done with school now and soon to start a major career. I can only hope the war didn't flare back up and something dreadful happened. I hope that for these past three years you've remembered the mistakes I've been making and that you actually learned something. If not, shame on you and get your ass in gear. Sincerely, Me/You p.s. If you haven't banged Ayo yet, you should be ashamed of yourself.