Dear FutureMe,
You are an old bastard. I cant believe you are still using this address. Well... actually, I can. Gmail pwns.
Anyways, you better make decent money now. If not, beatings will ensue.
Having a wife is extra points, but only if she isnt bitchy.
Hopefully by now you have one of those IBM crystal processors that clock 300ghz+. Right now they've only just come out of r&d. I(you) am rockin a 3.3 ghz processor as of this date.
Right now (for me) it is 8:15 AM on march 18, 2008. I(you) are 20 years old.
George W. Bush is the president. Good god do you remeber that crusty bastard? Say hi to President Obama for me. Remeber to vote for his re-election next year.
I assume that as of you reading this, Obama MUST be the president, because he is clearly leading the primaries for the democrats, and if the republicans won, you would've eaten a shotgun two years ago, and would not be reading this.
Remember World of Warcraft? Jesus.. I wonder how many people still play that. Knowing blizzard games, it wont ever die. I bet people STILL play diablo 1 in your time.
By now you should be rockin your tier 40 warrior priest of sigmar! Either that or you finally got sick of mmorphs, but... come on, who am I talkin to here?
Anyway, keep fightin the good fight. Keep your chin up, keep your mind open, and dont trust whitey.
P.S. LOOK BEHIND YOU!
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