Dear FutureMe,
Your time's nearly up bro. 26th october 2014 is the last time your allowed to purchase a cigarette, or eat any lean meats, lest you become the latest member of your doomed family to contract bowel or kidney cancer.
From that point on you are solely a social smoker and nothing more. You have the dietary requirements of a Muslim.
Happy Birthday me.
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