A letter from April 24th, 2014

Dear FutureMe, I am writing to you on the 24th April 2014 - it is Thursday, I am bored in work and I predict as you are reading this you are either in prison or jobless with an expensive drug habit that has already cost you your thumbs? Hopefully I am wrong with these predictions, and I've become a household name under the alias Yeye and that I am performing @ the Reading and Leeds festival along side Calvin Harris and Martin Garrix.. possibly..? Any how, Goodbye future me - don't forget to lock your flying car! J