A letter from April 17th, 2014 - Send this to Daisy now, dickwad.

Dear FutureMe, http://www.buzzfeed.com/kaylayandoli/21-signs-your-sister-is-actually-your-superhero-cqn5 Send that to Daisy. She'll smile lots. Also you are working on a data journalism project right now for Ampp3d. I hope we win, you douchebag. If you haven't worked out how closures work by now, give up JavaScript and go travelling. In fact, do that anyway. Later, Jason