Dear FutureMe,
Well hello.
Remember how much I used to say that? Er, rather, you used to say that? Because I say it. Quite a bit, actually.
Ahah. Bueno.
Remember 9th grade? Oh, what a funnnn year. Full of sluts and bitches and backstabbers and lying, playing little bastard Indian boys who I really really really hope you've gotten back at by now.
What a fucking man whore. Hate him.
Right, so, I'm eating cereal. Do you still live at home, or are you at boarding school? Please tell me it's boarding school. oh dear god please tell me you're in boarding school.
Alright, how's the fam? Mum still a bitch? Dad still okay? Vero still a hopeless geek with no life and not future? Hopefully she isn't. Is Puppy alive? I hope she is.
Right. I'm going to watch Avatar. Because since I watched Legend of Korra today, I need more Avatar.
Right.
Bye then.
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