A letter from December 15th, 2011

Dear FutureMe, I want to remind you that you spent $700 on an escort and it wasn't nearly as good as you expected. Please remember you can't generate chemistry out of nothing. I know life is tough and lonely this time of the year but this is not the answer you are seeking. Love yourself but not in this manner. It's not worth it. I hope when you receive this message that you're in a healthy, loving relationship. If not, I love you.