A letter from August 20th, 2011

Dear FutureMe, HEY! It's me, you! Life hasn't been amazing recently, one of your bst friends is going out with the guy youv'e liked since term 1, and the fact that one of your other bast friends has a bf too isnt very comforting. You have this massive zit thats been annoying the crap out of you for the past 3 weeks and youve tryed everything to fix it. You just did the doorknock appeal and u had to pee so bad u went behind a bush (embarrassing). If my calculations are correct you are in yr 10 now and you better have had a bf (or gf, who knows!! :P) you should be awesome on saxophone and you need to stop being about to cry every day. You should also still laugh every time you see or hear the word 'bosom'. You should have done at least one acting job (even if ur just the kid who walks into a shop in a movie with no lines) and be checked out/whistled at. Scratch that last one. If you have done these things, I'm proud of you. So just to recap, kill the zit, remember the toilet before walking 3 km, get a bf, BOSOM, acting, and hey, the checking out isnt compulsary but if it happened, nice. Love, You.