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Dear FutureMe but still asshole, First Happy birthday you can buy beer now. Also if you are reading this the world did not end in 2012 its april 8 2011. you just quit school and dumped Lori. Its 6.41 in the morning and your a night owl. Funny pun. A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink bartender says for you no charge. ba da cha. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar and one atom say i think i lost an electron and the other atom says are you sure, and he says yes im POSITIVE bazinga.. Children of Bodom thats all that needs said. Right now your on an epic quest to fuck a lot of women was it succesful? Seen tabbies boobs yes? Fuck ashley keadle yet if not have you even talked to her if not find out what the fuck she is up to. How much newer is technology still lost in it. Mario still kicks ass. You just though you wanted a super donut and a early morning smoke. Ever find hair thickner. Also this is your own confession letter that you have cheated on lori hundreds of times and she never knew but you never told a soul and you longed for it lol.... RIGHT NOW GO WATCH NEWSREPORTER GOES GHETTO IN 3 SECONDS ON YOUTUBE. Your a good fella.