A letter from the past

Dear FutureMe, I want to get married. And the most annoying bit is that everyone else around me seems to be doing it and I can't even day dream about the prospect of a proposal yet cause H is married to The Septic Tank. Grrrrrr..... Any,how this letter is to you (me), in the future, to remind myself of how I feel now, so if things haven't changed I can kick some butt.... I figure we have 3 possible scenarios: 1 - your married. In which case YAHOO! CONGRATULATIONS! WOOP! You can stop reading this now - go wander off into that proverbial sun set together. (Oh and by the way I hope H gave you a nice big rock.) 2 - The status quo remains unchanged. Still waiting for divorce. Now honey - lets be honest here. If you're in the this situation and he hasn't got his act together in five years, then you should give him an ultimatum. Divorce by Christmas or out. I mean it. Five years is enough time for anyone to get their act together. And if he hasn't then you need to show him there are consequences and that you will not wait forever. Kick ass girl! He's known how you feel for years and if he's too weak to tell Septic where to go to keep you happy then he ain't a keeper. 3 - It didn't work out. Hell I'm sorry if that's the case, but you know what - I know you and you well enough to know that you are probably off having fun somewhere so go and enjoy yourself and be happy. Anyway I sincerely hope that by the time you (me) reads this you have what you want in life. Go be happy :) Me xxxxxxx