Sheila my love.

Dear Future Sheila, We probably have kids by now and I cannot believe you gave our kids some ghetto ass names without telling me. I'm pretty sure I should've had a say in it since it WAS my sperm. So you're a bitch for that. Anyway, you're really fat from all 7 kids but I still love you. Except at night when you try to turn me on, your rolls get in the way :-/ I wish you would just go to the YMCA. We have a family pass so you're just a lazy bitch. I'm probably cheating on you right now. 4/8/2010